Quizzical Queries

If you're balking at your golf cart insurance bill, you're in the 1%.

Wed, 13 Mar 2013 10:56:58 -0400

Seniors in sunny climates are balking at a surprising monthly bill — the high cost of insuring their “hot rod” golf carts. I’m looking for any professional advice on insuring “senior” golf carts, i.e., tips on reducing costs, how much insurance golf cart owners need, and what, exactly, insurance you need. Email responses preferred.

Good luck finding a non-stoner source.

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 16:31:19 -0500

Seeking Taco Bell ADDICTS - react to COOL RANCH flavored Doritos Tacos Locos

Taco Bell has confirmed they’re launching cool ranch flavored

Doritos Tacos Locos. This is the taco that is served inside a

shell that itself is made out of a Doritos chip. As a Taco Bell

ADDICT, are you excited for this? Do you think it will taste

good? Looking for very quick, fun, off the cuff reactions.

Requirements:

Repeat Taco Bell diner + Have eaten a Doritos Tacos Locos in

the past

I'll tell you what happens. It freezes.

Thu, 30 Aug 2012 15:09:00 -0400

Frozen Soda Can

“I’m currently looking for an expert who can answer a few questions about what happens to cola when a can is placed in the freezer. Please feel free to reach me via email. “

I can't keep up with the kids these days. #sizzurp

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:28:58 -0400

“Summary: Does your teen drink sizzurp?

Media Outlet: Talk Show

Deadline: 7:00 PM EST - 14 August

This is a mix of soda and cough medicine.

If so we want to hear from you!”

FRIEND OF THE WEEK: THIS DOG

Wed, 11 Jul 2012 17:39:03 -0400

laurenboukas:

No explanation necessary.

I am worried for the future of news reporting.

Tue, 03 Jul 2012 14:47:20 -0400

Two words: dog. diarrhea. If you’re an expert on this, may god have mercy on your soul.

“Ever notice when walking your dog that after a while, his poo becomes more liquid/harder to pick up? Do most dogs get “dog-walk diarrhea”? Why does it happen sometimes and not others? How do you best clean it up? And when is it something to worry about? This is for a pets website.”

Sprucing up the va-jay-jay

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 12:54:30 -0400

Ah yes. How could we forget about the all-important vaginal rejuvenation?

I’m seeking experts to discuss vaginal rejuvenation. What is it? What are the benefits and risks? What kind of client should have it done? How much does it cost? Where should you go to have it done? I’m trying to learn as much about his procedure and pitch this to women’s magazines. Any studies or research would also be helpful.

Not a thing.

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 14:56:40 -0400

3) Summary: Young, cool funeral directors

“…we are working on a story about young professionals working as funeral directors. We aim to present a new angle into the profession…”

Requirements:

Funeral directors under age 35 who live in these states:
Illinois, Indiana, Maryland/D.C., New York state, North
Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania,Tennessee, West Virginia, Virginia,
and Wisconsin.

That super common thing. You know, when your eyeball pops out.

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:17:58 -0400

“We are looking for an answer for the question below to include in one of our upcoming issues in the (publication name removed) section (preferable answers from a doctor or military personnel): What do I do if my eyeball pops out? How do I put it back in?”

Pondering Porcelain

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:16:34 -0400

We are seeking someone who can answer the following question which is going to appear in a future issue. The question is: “Why is porcelain used for johns? Why not some other stone or metal?”

Dressing Like a Bombshell at Work. Really?

Wed, 23 May 2012 17:15:00 -0400

I’m currently working on an article about how ladies today can channel their favorite iconic pinup model (think Dita Von Teese and Bettie Page) with their wardrobe, all while keeping it professional for the office. This article is for an online style guide.

Photo

Thu, 17 May 2012 14:57:02 -0400